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I'M A LITTLE TIPSY RIGHT NOW. IT'S WEIRD BECAUSE ALL I DRANK WAS A GLASS OF WINE. I MUST REMEMBER I DIDN'T PUT ANYTHING ON MY STOMACH. RIGHT NOW I HEAR MY GIRLS MUSIC AND SHE STAYS ACROSS FROM ME ON THE SECOND FLOOR. SOMEONE IS KNOCKING AT HER DOOR AND OF COURSE SHE'S IGNORING THEM. WHEN MOFOS BE OUT THERE ARGUING LOUD AS HELL I DON'T HEAR THEIR ASS KNOCKING THEN. IT'S 8:00PM, THEY NEED TO GET OVER IT. TODAY IS ONE OF THOSE DAYS TO LET YOUR NUTS HANG. IT DOESN'T MATTER. TODAY IS A GOOD DAY. THE SITUATION WAS TAKEN CARE OF. THE TENANTS CALLED THE LANDLORD. YOU KNOW THERE IS A REMEDY FOR THAT. I CAN'T THINK OF THE LAST TIME I HAD SEX. I HAVE HAD DREAMS OF HAVING SEX BUT IT'S BEEN WITH PEOPLE I DON'T HAVE ANY INTEREST IN.

I THINK I MAY WANT TO BE A LITTLE NAUGHTY THESE NEXT FEW DAYS. KNOWING DAMN WELL I WON'T SQUASH A GRAPE. I NEED TO GO TO TENNESSEE TO GET BROKE OFF. I MISS THAT GOOD ASS DICK. I DON'T CARE FOR IT LIKE THAT, BUT HE USE TO DIG ME OUT RIGHT. I'M GETTING WET THINKING ABOUT IT. I LIKE REMEMBERING THOSE NIGHTS. TOMORROW I WILL PUT AN VERY EXPLICIT POEM ON MY BLOG TO FOLLOW THIS UP......... I'LL HOLLA

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